Here are some options on what to do.
1) Go Matt Raffi Cooke Torres on him (Warning, Shannahan and the local authorities may come after you for this)
2) Call him out on his BS
3) Tell him that without hockey loving girls there’d be no Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby, Henrik Lundqvist or whoever is his favorite player. Who do you think washed their gear and had the patience to take them everywhere? Oh and did we mention they birthed them?
4) Girls have eyes. They can physically watch hockey, have him go back to Bio/Human Anatomy 101.
Best response ever!
“I don’t miss you, but I remember you. You taught a lesson and for that I give you gratitude.”